Can't be arsed
I am delving back into the sands of time for this post. Furthermore, I am delving into a third party Urban Abstract - thanks go to David Steel for the observation of the Abstract (and apologies to him for any inaccuracies - please comment if there are any material factual errors).
David was visiting his friend from university at her home in St Helens. They were riding a bus into town, whereupon a funeral cortege interrupted their journey. The general slowness of the cortege caused the surrounding traffic to go slow for a number of minutes.
Of two lads sat behind David on the bus, one commented: "I can't be arsed with that funeral."
Given that the lad wasn't required to expend any extra energy as a result of the funeral intrusion, I find it intriguing that he couldn't 'be arsed' with it. My own interpretation of the phrase extends to being compelled to act on something because of its significance. But is this interpretation at odds with urban society at large?
All comments welcome as ever.
3 comments:
I'd like to point out that the surrounding traffic would be going slowly and not slow. I'm sorry to have to post such an annoying comment but if I don't I'll have to touch the light switch 23 times before I go to bed.
Although I didn't realise it at the time, the two goons sat behind me that day single handedly invented chav. Baseball caps, trackies, slouchy accents and an utter disrespect for everything. Oh, how I envied them.
And as for your account of my story, as Andy Townsend would say; you're absolutely right.
Can't be arsed to comment.
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